★ 003. ★

[demigoddess]

[ The video shows Cassandra around the afternoon, all decked out in the armor she was given by Hercules, the only difference is this version of the young woman assumes it is her usual armor which Ares gave her. ]

Gods, this place is disorganized. I'm here for a few days and they can only get one article of my clothing in my room right? I wanna know how they got separated in the first place and why I couldn't just carry my own crap.

[ Whatever. ] I figure whichever skank ass dork on the ship lost their wardrobe, they gotta be close by, or you know, probably watching this.

If you got all of my clothes by mistake we need to swap, and I already know you don't want them, so don't even try to hide from me. [ Cassandra's not making herself seem very approachable, and she's doing an awful lot of assuming to boot. ]

In case you forgot some of the finer pieces in your wardrobe, allow me to refresh your memory. [ Or tease you mercilessly. ]

First, this fine t-shirt. [ Cassandra holds up a black t-shirt with giant white letters that read "Archaeology Rocks!" She's laughing too. ] And this is only the beginning. [ Now she's holding up a very fuzzy pink sweater. ]

I don't even think my grandma would wear this shit. Or this. [ She tosses the red sweater aside and holds up a white and denim blue striped men's button up shirt. ] Hand-me-downs from dad? Seriously.

You've got way too much pink too. [ Now she's holding up a pile of it. ] Like three Superman shirts. [ Now there's a ripped and faded classic blue red and yellow one in her hand, followed by the one Kara gave her, the one that belonged to Conner. ] And a shit ton of these lame ass archaeology convention t-shirts. Not to mention like twelve pairs of the same jeans, and I know you have to get on your back and wiggle something fierce to pull them up and button them.

[ Now she's holding up a pair of comfy pants that say "LOVE" on the butt. ] I mean, you might as well stamp the word skank on your ass permanently.

[ Whoever owns this stuff, they might not want it back now that she's finished. Luckily her other self owns this stuff so there won't be any problem. Even more lucky than that is the fact that Cassie hid the pictures she had with her mom out of shame. ]

Hey, I hope you don't mind that I went through your clothes stranger, but you had something that belonged to me so I had no choice. [ She gestures to the clothes she is wearing. She's not saying it out loud of coure, but there are a few articles she likes more than the others, a few she wouldn't mind taking. ] My name's Cassandra, currently in room 707.

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[demigoddess]

Well I try. [ Not. ]

[hungryanhorny]

Yeah; noticed that.

[demigoddess]

And who are you?

[hungryanhorny]

Faith. [Guessing they haven't met yet, huh?\

[demigoddess]

Yeah, think I'd remember someone named Faith.

[hungryanhorny]

Think I'd remember someone dressed like that, too. [She does.] Metal come back in style?

[demigoddess]

What? You never seen real armor before?

[hungryanhorny]

Never on a human.

[demigoddess]

Who said anything about being human?

[hungryanhorny]

What? You claiming you're other? [Something that never got hip to the bronze age, maybe?]

[demigoddess]

Most of me is anyway. There's a little human in here too.

[hungryanhorny]

What's that like?

[demigoddess]

Honestly? It's the only way to live.

[hungryanhorny]

Think I"m feeling pretty alive myself.

[demigoddess]

That's because you've never been a goddess.

[hungryanhorny]

Guessing you've never been a slayer.

[demigoddess]

What are you talking about? I've slayed plenty.

[hungryanhorny]

Not exactly what I'm talking about, Cass.

[demigoddess]

What else could it mean?

[hungryanhorny]

It's... kind of my thing; being a slayer.

[demigoddess]

It's kind of a lot of people's thing. [ Sorry, Faith. ]

[hungryanhorny]

"Not what I'm talking about, Cass."

[demigoddess]

So spit it out then.

[hungryanhorny]

You wanna find out?

[demigoddess]

What? You gonna try to slay me?