★ 005. ★

[demigoddess]

[ In this video the muscular blonde people might be used to has been replaced by a shorter, skinnier, girl wearing a black wig, goggles, gloves, a black Wonder Woman shirt, biker shorts, volleyball kneepads, and puffy sneakers. All of which are visible at some time during the recording. It really is quite the getup. Still, it couldn't be more obvious that Cassie's fashion sense is the last thing on her mind right now. ]

Good morning Barge, Wonder Girl here. Hope you're all getting off to a good start today. [ All things considered. ]

I'vt noticed there are an abnormal number of people under the age of ten running around the ship, and even less adults than before. [ She starts gently so as not to offend the smaller children. ]

If anyone watching this is lost, confused, lonely, or just wants to talk, I'll leave directions to one of the Level 7 common rooms and cabin 707, that way we can meet up and hang out. [ Simple enough, right? ]

Send me a reply if you can't find the place, I can come and get you too.

Also? I think it would be wise to avoid strangers, and wandering, unless you know exactly where you are. It's better to be safe than sorry. [ She might be assuming being Wonder Girl makes her a non stranger type of person. ]

[ Open spam for the common room. ]

[ Going back and forth between her room and the common room takes less than half the work with her increased speed and flight skills. Cassie is keeping her eyes out for little ones, and has even set up a stereo in the common room playing classics from the nineties, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and Mariah Carey are only a few of the featured artists. ]

[ Open spam for all over. ]

[ Sometime after the gathering Cassie sets out to explore all areas of the ship for stray children, trouble, and possibly even friends. Since she tends to be on the nosy side, the chance of her butting into anyones business is higher. ]

[ ooc: replies will come from thewonderling. Also pretend this was posted at 10am barge time and not 3:30 am my time. ]

Comments

[Private]

[thewonderling]

Is this some sort of Freaky Friday curse type thing. Because I just met Robin, and he wasn't you, if you're who I think you are. Not that I know your name anyway. [ Someone's bitter. ]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

It's - sort of like that, but not exactly. You probably met the first Robin. [Not to self: FIND DICK.] Look, just - hang on, I'll prove it.

[And he disappears for a couple minutes, but when he comes back, he's wearing his old domino mask.]

I tell you my name when we're older. [He reaches up to take the domino mask off - and there's another one underneath it.] Because I can trust you. I know that. And you can trust me. [And off comes the second mask, so it's just him again and - hell, it's not like this will change anything--]

My name is Tim.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

Corny as ever I see, Tim. [ She still can't help but snort out a laugh. ]

To answer your first question, I'm 14. [ Thirteen actually, but who's counting. ] Why are you asking me like I'm one of those kids who were just dumped here though?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Yeah, yeah, yuck it up. [thirteen, fourteen, close enough and way too young. And oh, awkward.] Well - you kind of are. In a way. It's - complicated.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

So uncomplicate it for me, Robin. I'm not stupid, you know.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You're actually a lot older. All the kids here right now? They weren't dumped here. They were adults who were de-aged. In a couple days, they'll be back to themselves. You'll be my age again.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

How old are you?

[ He doesn't look a lot older. ]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Um--[That is always so weird to judge, time is weird here, but--]

Somewhere between seventeen and twenty. Aging here is weird.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

So what is the chance of you spilling the beans on the future?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You're actually a fairy princess and you live in a castle in the clouds after we make the world safe forever.

[So basically, zero to none.]

[Private]

[thewonderling]

You don't have to be a wise guy about it.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Yeah I do. It's practically a requirement.

[But he's trying to keep the teasing good natured.] The future isn't perfect. But we get through it together.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

[ How can she not smile? ]

Well as long as we're together.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[Yeah he's not going to let on how warped their 'together' becomes. :c He doesn't want her to do anything but smiling.]

We're practically family.

[Private]

[thewonderling]

Family?

I like the sound of that.