★ 005. ★
[ In this video the muscular blonde people might be used to has been replaced by a shorter, skinnier, girl wearing a black wig, goggles, gloves, a black Wonder Woman shirt, biker shorts, volleyball kneepads, and puffy sneakers. All of which are visible at some time during the recording. It really is quite the getup. Still, it couldn't be more obvious that Cassie's fashion sense is the last thing on her mind right now. ]
Good morning Barge, Wonder Girl here. Hope you're all getting off to a good start today. [ All things considered. ]
I'vt noticed there are an abnormal number of people under the age of ten running around the ship, and even less adults than before. [ She starts gently so as not to offend the smaller children. ]
If anyone watching this is lost, confused, lonely, or just wants to talk, I'll leave directions to one of the Level 7 common rooms and cabin 707, that way we can meet up and hang out. [ Simple enough, right? ]
Send me a reply if you can't find the place, I can come and get you too.
Also? I think it would be wise to avoid strangers, and wandering, unless you know exactly where you are. It's better to be safe than sorry. [ She might be assuming being Wonder Girl makes her a non stranger type of person. ]
[ Open spam for the common room. ]
[ Going back and forth between her room and the common room takes less than half the work with her increased speed and flight skills. Cassie is keeping her eyes out for little ones, and has even set up a stereo in the common room playing classics from the nineties, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and Mariah Carey are only a few of the featured artists. ]
[ Open spam for all over. ]
[ Sometime after the gathering Cassie sets out to explore all areas of the ship for stray children, trouble, and possibly even friends. Since she tends to be on the nosy side, the chance of her butting into anyones business is higher. ]
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thewonderling. Also pretend this was posted at 10am barge time and not 3:30 am my time. ]
Good morning Barge, Wonder Girl here. Hope you're all getting off to a good start today. [ All things considered. ]
I'vt noticed there are an abnormal number of people under the age of ten running around the ship, and even less adults than before. [ She starts gently so as not to offend the smaller children. ]
If anyone watching this is lost, confused, lonely, or just wants to talk, I'll leave directions to one of the Level 7 common rooms and cabin 707, that way we can meet up and hang out. [ Simple enough, right? ]
Send me a reply if you can't find the place, I can come and get you too.
Also? I think it would be wise to avoid strangers, and wandering, unless you know exactly where you are. It's better to be safe than sorry. [ She might be assuming being Wonder Girl makes her a non stranger type of person. ]
[ Open spam for the common room. ]
[ Going back and forth between her room and the common room takes less than half the work with her increased speed and flight skills. Cassie is keeping her eyes out for little ones, and has even set up a stereo in the common room playing classics from the nineties, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and Mariah Carey are only a few of the featured artists. ]
[ Open spam for all over. ]
[ Sometime after the gathering Cassie sets out to explore all areas of the ship for stray children, trouble, and possibly even friends. Since she tends to be on the nosy side, the chance of her butting into anyones business is higher. ]
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thewonderling. Also pretend this was posted at 10am barge time and not 3:30 am my time. ]★ 004. ★
Oh gods! [ INSERT GAGGING. ] I can't get this cigarette taste out of my mouth. [ A mouth which is at the moment foaming a little at the corners with toothpaste. And she's back to brushing her teeth, then spitting, followed by more frantic brushing, one last spit, and finally a rinse. ]
Help? [ Cassie who has never before this breach smoked a cigarette in her life is for lack of a better word disgusted with herself. ] Not all the Febreze in the world is going to help, and apparently neither is a shower. [ She picks up a clump of blonde hair and sniffs it. ]
EUGH. I swear the smell is still in my hair. [ Actually she kind of wishes it were stuck only in her nose and that there was an easy solution. ]
I'll be in the gym if anyone needs me. It's not like I can wash my hair anymore... [ Grumble, grumble. ]
[Private to Tim ]
So what are the chances of me being able to look through Kara's file?
Help? [ Cassie who has never before this breach smoked a cigarette in her life is for lack of a better word disgusted with herself. ] Not all the Febreze in the world is going to help, and apparently neither is a shower. [ She picks up a clump of blonde hair and sniffs it. ]
EUGH. I swear the smell is still in my hair. [ Actually she kind of wishes it were stuck only in her nose and that there was an easy solution. ]
I'll be in the gym if anyone needs me. It's not like I can wash my hair anymore... [ Grumble, grumble. ]
[Private to Tim ]
So what are the chances of me being able to look through Kara's file?
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- !flood: in your absence,
- c: beatrix kiddo (beth),
- c: dean winchester,
- c: faith lehane,
- c: riddick,
- c: stephanie brown,
- c: superboy,
- c: tim drake,
- champion of ares,
- event,
- hercules has surprisingly good taste,
- if you can't make fun of yourself,
- it's like rose said she's a bitch,
- later i'll say i wasn't myself,
- momless,
- wonder who?,
- wwad
★ 003. ★
[ The video shows Cassandra around the afternoon, all decked out in the armor she was given by Hercules, the only difference is this version of the young woman assumes it is her usual armor which Ares gave her. ]
Gods, this place is disorganized. I'm here for a few days and they can only get one article of my clothing in my room right? I wanna know how they got separated in the first place and why I couldn't just carry my own crap.
[ Whatever. ] I figure whichever skank ass dork on the ship lost their wardrobe, they gotta be close by, or you know, probably watching this.
If you got all of my clothes by mistake we need to swap, and I already know you don't want them, so don't even try to hide from me. [ Cassandra's not making herself seem very approachable, and she's doing an awful lot of assuming to boot. ]
In case you forgot some of the finer pieces in your wardrobe, allow me to refresh your memory. [ Or tease you mercilessly. ]
First, this fine t-shirt. [ Cassandra holds up a black t-shirt with giant white letters that read "Archaeology Rocks!" She's laughing too. ] And this is only the beginning. [ Now she's holding up a very fuzzy pink sweater. ]
I don't even think my grandma would wear this shit. Or this. [ She tosses the red sweater aside and holds up a white and denim blue striped men's button up shirt. ] Hand-me-downs from dad? Seriously.
You've got way too much pink too. [ Now she's holding up a pile of it. ] Like three Superman shirts. [ Now there's a ripped and faded classic blue red and yellow one in her hand, followed by the one Kara gave her, the one that belonged to Conner. ] And a shit ton of these lame ass archaeology convention t-shirts. Not to mention like twelve pairs of the same jeans, and I know you have to get on your back and wiggle something fierce to pull them up and button them.
[ Now she's holding up a pair of comfy pants that say "LOVE" on the butt. ] I mean, you might as well stamp the word skank on your ass permanently.
[ Whoever owns this stuff, they might not want it back now that she's finished. Luckily her other self owns this stuff so there won't be any problem. Even more lucky than that is the fact that Cassie hid the pictures she had with her mom out of shame. ]
Hey, I hope you don't mind that I went through your clothes stranger, but you had something that belonged to me so I had no choice. [ She gestures to the clothes she is wearing. She's not saying it out loud of coure, but there are a few articles she likes more than the others, a few she wouldn't mind taking. ] My name's Cassandra, currently in room 707.
Gods, this place is disorganized. I'm here for a few days and they can only get one article of my clothing in my room right? I wanna know how they got separated in the first place and why I couldn't just carry my own crap.
[ Whatever. ] I figure whichever skank ass dork on the ship lost their wardrobe, they gotta be close by, or you know, probably watching this.
If you got all of my clothes by mistake we need to swap, and I already know you don't want them, so don't even try to hide from me. [ Cassandra's not making herself seem very approachable, and she's doing an awful lot of assuming to boot. ]
In case you forgot some of the finer pieces in your wardrobe, allow me to refresh your memory. [ Or tease you mercilessly. ]
First, this fine t-shirt. [ Cassandra holds up a black t-shirt with giant white letters that read "Archaeology Rocks!" She's laughing too. ] And this is only the beginning. [ Now she's holding up a very fuzzy pink sweater. ]
I don't even think my grandma would wear this shit. Or this. [ She tosses the red sweater aside and holds up a white and denim blue striped men's button up shirt. ] Hand-me-downs from dad? Seriously.
You've got way too much pink too. [ Now she's holding up a pile of it. ] Like three Superman shirts. [ Now there's a ripped and faded classic blue red and yellow one in her hand, followed by the one Kara gave her, the one that belonged to Conner. ] And a shit ton of these lame ass archaeology convention t-shirts. Not to mention like twelve pairs of the same jeans, and I know you have to get on your back and wiggle something fierce to pull them up and button them.
[ Now she's holding up a pair of comfy pants that say "LOVE" on the butt. ] I mean, you might as well stamp the word skank on your ass permanently.
[ Whoever owns this stuff, they might not want it back now that she's finished. Luckily her other self owns this stuff so there won't be any problem. Even more lucky than that is the fact that Cassie hid the pictures she had with her mom out of shame. ]
Hey, I hope you don't mind that I went through your clothes stranger, but you had something that belonged to me so I had no choice. [ She gestures to the clothes she is wearing. She's not saying it out loud of coure, but there are a few articles she likes more than the others, a few she wouldn't mind taking. ] My name's Cassandra, currently in room 707.
✭ 002. ✭
[ Cassie's trying, and failing at filtering this video away from the Barge. Finally she gives up, deciding nobody would be interested--if she wasn't the one posting she wouldn't be--and starts recording. ]
On the off chance that you haven't given up on me yet Mom, hopefully you're seeing this somewhere and want to talk. Maybe. [ As if preparing for the speech her mom would give her Cassie holds up a hand. ] I know, I know I'm not always the greatest at keeping in touch--I wonder where I got it from--and we've only talked on Skype like, once, but I really miss you. [ Despite the sass inserted, Cassie is completely sincere. She does miss her mother, almost painfully so, but it's mostly because of the distance between them. ] I mean it. Gateway was like a hop, skip and jump away from San Francisco and the Barge is... Well, it's too far.
Don't worry. This isn't me beating around the bush trying to say I want to come home, because I don't. I've actually been having a great time here and I've met some people you wouldn't even believe, literally. [ The "great" is an unnecessary exaggeration, but at least it's not a lie. She's enjoyed herself more than not. ] I won't go on, I just... Wanted to see if you were hanging around a phone, or a computer, or something. I don't really know how this works, exactly.
[ .. Okay, awkwardly ending this awkward video now. ]
((ooc: Anything goes /o/))
On the off chance that you haven't given up on me yet Mom, hopefully you're seeing this somewhere and want to talk. Maybe. [ As if preparing for the speech her mom would give her Cassie holds up a hand. ] I know, I know I'm not always the greatest at keeping in touch--I wonder where I got it from--and we've only talked on Skype like, once, but I really miss you. [ Despite the sass inserted, Cassie is completely sincere. She does miss her mother, almost painfully so, but it's mostly because of the distance between them. ] I mean it. Gateway was like a hop, skip and jump away from San Francisco and the Barge is... Well, it's too far.
Don't worry. This isn't me beating around the bush trying to say I want to come home, because I don't. I've actually been having a great time here and I've met some people you wouldn't even believe, literally. [ The "great" is an unnecessary exaggeration, but at least it's not a lie. She's enjoyed herself more than not. ] I won't go on, I just... Wanted to see if you were hanging around a phone, or a computer, or something. I don't really know how this works, exactly.
[ .. Okay, awkwardly ending this awkward video now. ]
((ooc: Anything goes /o/))
✭ 001. ✭
[ When the feed clicks on a blond and very athletic young woman takes up most of the picture, one corner of her lip a little twisted while she tries to explain her feelings. ]
Do you guys always get these kind of strange vibes in this place, or is it just me and the fact that it's my first day. [ Clearly she fails at explaining this. But she's here, and she doesn't plan on leaving in the near future, so she's just going to have to suck it up.
Her smile is more forced, but she's not exactly disappointed or upset though. ]
Hello. [ She begins with a small wave. ] My name's Cassie, I'm a new warden. Uh... Wow, this almost feels like being in school again. [ Getting ready to say stuff about herself most people won't care about or remember. ]
Before coming here I lived in San Fransisco and work usually kept me pretty busy. [ If anyone recognizes her red shirt emblazoned with two "Ws" they might know who she is, and even if they don't, they may recognize it as Wonder Woman's symbol. ] I like archaeology, the color red, pizza, and being a warrior, among other things. And despite these strange vibes, which I'm sure will go away anyway, I am happy to be here. It's new and something different, not really what I'm used to, but I'm sure my time here will be memorable nonetheless.
Do you guys always get these kind of strange vibes in this place, or is it just me and the fact that it's my first day. [ Clearly she fails at explaining this. But she's here, and she doesn't plan on leaving in the near future, so she's just going to have to suck it up.
Her smile is more forced, but she's not exactly disappointed or upset though. ]
Hello. [ She begins with a small wave. ] My name's Cassie, I'm a new warden. Uh... Wow, this almost feels like being in school again. [ Getting ready to say stuff about herself most people won't care about or remember. ]
Before coming here I lived in San Fransisco and work usually kept me pretty busy. [ If anyone recognizes her red shirt emblazoned with two "Ws" they might know who she is, and even if they don't, they may recognize it as Wonder Woman's symbol. ] I like archaeology, the color red, pizza, and being a warrior, among other things. And despite these strange vibes, which I'm sure will go away anyway, I am happy to be here. It's new and something different, not really what I'm used to, but I'm sure my time here will be memorable nonetheless.
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